the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!