- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly 3 inches.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to become yourself

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to look like yourself

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Pointless Super Powers