The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power... to read this

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!