Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!