Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!