The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!