The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!