The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!