The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to bleed

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!