the power to have a power.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to snore.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to attract bullets

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!