The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of love

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to commit suicide.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be a human

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!