The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Find Waldo

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power of exact change

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to not have power

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!