The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power die if you think.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!