The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!