The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to die at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to see the present.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!