to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!