The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!