The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!