the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power spite flower

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Really bendy thumb

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!