the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!