The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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hello

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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blindness

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Nope. Just nope.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!