The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!