the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!