The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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to be bradley

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The power to die at will

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!