The power to have no superpower

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!