the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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the power to poop pee

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!