The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to type slower.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to to think less

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!