The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!