The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to shower naked.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!