the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to die at will

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!