The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to sleep

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!