The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!