The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have children at will.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!