The power to fart at will.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!