The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to eat food

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!