being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat food

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!