The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!