The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!