The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!