The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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captain obvious

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!