The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!