The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to die on command

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!