The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to read

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!