The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!