THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!