The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!