The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to not Waste time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!