The power to use windows 10.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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power to breathe

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!