The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!