the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!